04
Oct
How low do you have to get?
26
Sep
CANkles just say “I go to dog shows”: From Concentrate
You won’t have tried this for years, but seriously go out buy a can and drink it then come back, we’ll wait… I know when the shit did Fanta get so delicious: Freshly Squeezed.
25
Sep
Despite being that guilty kind of delicious Stagg is one of those things that you hide in you Tesco basket -but hey at least it’s not a bleeding Rustlers: From Concentrate.
24
Sep
My orange juice comes in the same bottle your milk comes in - even if it was freshly squeezed juice this would still be: From Concentrate.
Organic? Maya Gold?A tumble of orange? Since when did “tumble” become a quantity? The woman infront of me buying this chocolate had two young kids and said this sentence: “Heathy love, where are your crocs? Has your sister got them? Prussia (seriously Prussia as in the leading state of the German empire) Peeerruuuusssaaaaahhh where are Heathy’s crocs? If you don’t get Heathy’s crocs you won’t get your green and blacks organic chocolate.” Firstly I can’t stress quite how loud she was and secondly she actually pointed out it was organic. Everyone knows green and blacks is organic - but she really wanted to know we knew: Freshlllyyyy Squeeeezed!
23
Sep
How do you like your burgers? Laced with black pepper? Flame grilled? Dripping with blue cheese? Nah…just in a can ta: From Concentrate.
